Horrible, horrible, HORRIBLE day. First of all, I had to go to the doctor for my 6 month check-up, where I got yet another round of shots AND there was a new student doctor that I have never met that took my vitals instead of the nurse I'm used to. Normally shots don't bother me...I'm a man. I deal. But this time....oh buddy. I don't know what was in those things, but I do NOT feel good. THEN tonight I found out where carrot really comes from....
MR. CARROT :'( My all-time favorite squeaky friend! I made the connection that both he and my new favorite mush have the same last name, and mommy said that is indeed what a food carrot looks like. And then I understood.....MOMMY KILLED MR.CARROT. I can't find him anywhere. She claims that he is being washed because Daisy got ahold of him. But I'm no baby, I know that beef comes from cow and pork from pig, so carrot must come from Mr. Carrot. I feel so disillusioned. I shall never eat carrot again, no matter how amazingly delectably delicious it is.
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