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Hi! I'm MLS and this is my blog. Grown-ups get to do everything cool while expecting us babies to lay around and drool. Babies unite! Join me in a revolution in which babies are heard! We have much to say if anyone bothered to listen. This is my way of getting my thoughts out there and maybe, just maybe, giving insight into the secret thoughts of babies everywhere!

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

They've Killed Mr. Carrot!!!

  Horrible, horrible, HORRIBLE day.  First of all, I had to go to the doctor for my 6 month check-up, where I got yet another round of shots AND there was a new student doctor that I have never met that took my vitals instead of the nurse I'm used to.  Normally shots don't bother me...I'm a man.  I deal.  But this time....oh buddy.  I don't know what was in those things, but I do NOT feel good.  THEN tonight I found out where carrot really comes from....

MR. CARROT :'(  My all-time favorite squeaky friend!  I made the connection that both he and my new favorite mush have the same last name, and mommy said that is indeed what a food carrot looks like.  And then I understood.....MOMMY KILLED MR.CARROT.  I can't find him anywhere.  She claims that he is being washed because Daisy got ahold of him.  But I'm no baby, I know that beef comes from cow and pork from pig, so carrot must come from Mr. Carrot.  I feel so disillusioned.  I shall never eat carrot again, no matter how amazingly delectably delicious it is.

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