I love coming here; I always get the star treatment, and have an audience for everything I do. They can't stand to hear me cry, so I'm never left alone longer than a minute. Also, Nanna and Poppy got me a walker today, and I must say, I don't care much for the going forward part, but I love to moonwalk! I can moonwalk from the dining to the living room! Then my great-grandmother and her friend came to visit me, and I put them under my spell too! Ya know, grown-ups are mighty easy to control for all their claims of being in charge. THEN my Auntie and Uncle came to visit me and I had Auntie feed me lunch and ordered Uncle to entertain me. Auntie brought me a book which I HIGHLY recommend, called Boss Baby. That guy is my hero. It should be put on the required reading list in heaven, to be read before all babies descend to earth.
I also tasted something called "pumpkin" today. It was AWESOME! Mommy says it's a cross between a sweet potato and butternut squash, but as I have never had butternut squash, this information means nothing to me. Pumpkin is rich in iron, protein, and potassium, as well as various cancer-fighting vitamins like A and K. Mommy didn't know any of this, so I informed her as politely as I could, without sounding condescending. I've found parents like to think they know everything....
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