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Hi! I'm MLS and this is my blog. Grown-ups get to do everything cool while expecting us babies to lay around and drool. Babies unite! Join me in a revolution in which babies are heard! We have much to say if anyone bothered to listen. This is my way of getting my thoughts out there and maybe, just maybe, giving insight into the secret thoughts of babies everywhere!

Thursday, August 30, 2012

"Craaaaazy!"

  I read something today I intially found quite offensive.  Ralph Waldo Emerson once said, "A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic."  I must disagree on one account - my own.  Though I am dimpled, I am most definately NOT a lunatic. 
   However I have found other children to be quite full of lunacy.  For example, while accompanying mommy to the grocery store, we saw another baby.  She was clearly having a nervous breakdown (complicated by mild separation anxiety, coupled with acute fear of any and all strangers) due to her mother's inability to understand that she wanted to eat the shopping cart itself, in its entirety, right that minute.  That is crazy.  I may indulge in the occasional stuffed dragonfly tail, but shopping cart?  Yegch!  I mean, shopping cart has a dirty, sweaty, sweetish taste, not at all palatable.  How can she stomach it?!  Like I said....crazy.  And she did indeed have curly hair, so perhaps Mr. Emerson was right....
  

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