It happened at last! Mommy left me at a friend's house to go on a date with daddy. Not nanna or gramma, but a friend! This is a big day! There were indeed tears shed...Mommy's feelings got hurt when she kissed me goodbye and I wouldn't even turn around and look at her. I cried as soon as she left, and I'm sure she and her friend think they were sad tears....no no no. Tears of JOY! At last I was away from the scrutiny of family. At last I was free to commence phase 2 of "Operation Peacful Takeover of All Adult Persons Within a 2,000,000 Mile Radius", "OPTAAPW2MilMR" for short. (What? So code names aren't my specialty...sue me.) Oh what's Phase 1? If I told you, I'd have to, well, you know. My plans were thwarted however. Mommy had instructed her friend far too well on how to handle me, and she swaddled me tightly when I showed signs of fatigue. I know! That's cheating! You can't wrap a man when he's down. I shall not give up though....I shall never give up! OPTAAPW2MilMR will come to fruition!
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