Baby Gear Blunders

Happy Anniversary Nanna and Poppy! To celebrate, I took an extra-long nap! J Mommy and daddy celebrated their 2 and ½ year anniversary as well by taking me out for coffee. I reached for daddy’s, but he wouldn’t let me try it. Mommy let me hold her cup, which I knocked over with a loud clatter, livening up things for all the people sitting quietly. I am here! You shall not ignore me! Then I was forced into my harness for the long walk home. I don’t understand why they don’t get my input when they design things like harnesses. If they did, they would know it needs a reclining feature for when I’m sleepy, but that still keeps me safe. It also needs to be made from that foamy tempur material, to comfort and soothe my tired, sore, growing body. I mean, if you’re going to make us ride around with you while you do chores and exercise and shop, you ought to make us comfortable. But nobody asks for my opinion, they just force things on me…”Oh look if we paint this toy a bright color we can market it for babies…it’s not good for chewing or rubbing or even holding but I think it would be perfect for a baby.” Really people? Really? Case in point, the buttons on my excersaucer that make animal noises - they should be covered in soft velvety padding, so that when I slam my hand on it I do not bruise myself. And if they would make it a little easier to press said buttons I wouldn’t have to slam my hands on them. I hereby decree that ALL products made for my age division must be tested and approved by me, for the sake of angry babies everywhere!