Mommy's Day Out

"AHHHHH!  MOMMY YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!!"

I took mommy and daddy to the mall today to walk around. Mommy was about to drive me CRAZY if she stayed in the house one more day. I just can’t handle her when she gets cabin fever. She starts exercising my legs and arms for twice or three times as long as usual, which is so pointless. Let’s face it, I am an amazing physical specimen already…why all the workouts? I mean when I go out the babes can’t take their eyes off me! I give them the stare with my hypnotic baby blues, followed by the slow smile that builds up to a grin. Gets ‘em every time! But I digress…bottom line - Mommies should be taken for walks at least once a day or they become overly attentive and tiresome.  If only there were "mommy-sitters" instead of "baby-sitters"...