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Hi! I'm MLS and this is my blog. Grown-ups get to do everything cool while expecting us babies to lay around and drool. Babies unite! Join me in a revolution in which babies are heard! We have much to say if anyone bothered to listen. This is my way of getting my thoughts out there and maybe, just maybe, giving insight into the secret thoughts of babies everywhere!

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

"Baby You Can('t) Drive My Car"


  That's it.  I've had it.  What's the point of having a car if you don't drive it anywhere?  Mommy and daddy walk everywhere!  Today they got the bright idea to walk to the grocery store, where they would be purchasing two gallons of milk among other things.  Come on people..that's just silly.  I even took the keys and offered to drive, because I thought "Hmmm...I always get to sit in the back and be cheuffered around.  Maybe they are just tired of always being the ones to drive."  But no, they STILL wanted to walk.  They said it's "healthier" and "would be ashamed to waste such a nice night."  Hey I love nice nights; I just love them more from the comfort of my car seat.  Do you know what it's like to sit in a harness where you aren't even tall enough to face forward, so every time you go out you have to just stare at your mommy or daddy for mile after mile as they get sweatier and sweatier?  I want to see the world!  I want to feel the wind on my face, not drops of mommy's sweat!  Just two more inches....two more inches and my entire outlook on life will change.  Literally ha ha.

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