Lego Dream House

This is the Lego house I'm building. I’m in charge of design, and mommy of construction. So here’s the vision - a mega mansion designed specifically for babies. If this house were made to scale, the door wouldn’t even be big enough for grown-ups! (Although I think I'll build a room for mommy and daddy with it's own entrance...I'd miss them too much otherwise).  The nursery has a king-sized crib with an automatic swaddling machine and pacifier retrieval machine. You can even set the tight/loose level on the swaddling machine depending on your swaddle comfort level. One room is a giant bathtub that has robotic hands support you and allow you the freedom to splash and thrash without risk of drowning. It also has a puppy simulation room - fake puppies with all the playfulness and softness of real ones, without all the licking and dangerous claws. You can grab their neck fur or ears and squeeze to your heart’s content and they won’t whine or try to snap at you! Oh and the toy room! The toy room has an inexhaustible supply of teething toys, noisemaking toys, and cuddly toys. And you know those ceiling sprinkler systems in offices or businesses? This house has one that sprays fragrance free Lysol on demand, to kill all those germs your playgroup buddies bring over with them. And I won’t even mention the library or indoor swing set! Now if I only had hundreds of thousands of dollars to build this thing for real…

Supervising Construction