Daddy took his last test of his first year of medical school today! To celebrate, I took him on a long, long, long, long, long walk. And ya know, I don’t know why physical fitness is such a big deal to him and mommy. I mean, just look at what I did during this entire walk…
I didn’t have to take a single step for myself! Yet you never hear anyone talk about the “risk of atherosclerosis in infants” or “obesity in four month olds”. I am Mr. Physical Fitness. I’m so fit I get stronger by the day without even thinking about it! So the true secret to getting in shape? Do nothing! Just have some one carry you around in a harness all day and you’ll buff up in no time! Mommy apparently doesn’t know this; if she did she wouldn’t spend so much time doing Cardio workout videos (thank you Netflix). I don’t think I’ll correct her though, because she’s quite hilarious to watch. 
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