Heartbreaker

So mommy and daddy took me to a bonfire for their school club thingy tonight, and I was an absolute HIT! Everybody wanted to see me, but I only deemed two people worthy of holding me. Actually I got kidnapped by one of them, a lovely lady. I think she’s in love with me. There’s just a small 23 year age difference…I’ll have to let her down gently. A phone call? Nah…I couldn’t stand to hear her cry. Texting or email is out of the question; way too rude. A letter with a follow-up phone call! I’ll write an elaborate goodbye letter, and then call AFTER she reads it to smooth things over. Wish me luck! That’s life I guess; I anticipate having to break a lot of hearts. Probably will even have to take out a few restraining orders. Good thing I’m as sweet and considerate as I am good looking.