Wrestle-Mania!

Took a car ride into the big city today, and I was a store-stopper. I put so many ladies under my blue-eyed spell today it’s not even funny! I probably set a record for most attention attracted in a store in history. Ok so maybe some one like vomiting or passing out in a store holds the record, but as far getting attention without being ill or committing a crime, I’m definitely numero uno!

I also KO’d Teddy Roosevelt today. Mommy sat me on the bed while she got ready to go, and as soon as she turned her back he attacked me! Seriously fur was FLYING! (His, not mine obviously) He took me in the first round, but I came back with a one-armed body slam, and he was down for the count…couldn’t even do a third round. I’m pretty sure he’s still lying unconscious on mommy’s bed. But that’s not surprising considering our talk yesterday regarding my awesome physique and raw strength. That bear won’t be messin’ with me again anytime soon! Stick to stealing picnic baskets buddy!