Baby-lympics

  Have you been keeping up with the Olympics?  Me neither.  Instead I watched the MLS All-Stars vs. Chelsea.  I felt it was fitting to route for MLS, for obvious reasons.  Though their jerseys were all wrong...they didn't even have my picture on them!  Ridiculous.  So I was thinking, why are there no sport leagues for vertically challenged juveniles such as myself?  I think we could definately bring the money in ticket-wise...I mean watching grown men sweat is just gross; now watching babies have crawling races and sitting-up competitions, while we flash our killer smiles and laugh our adorable laughs...that's entertainment.  Instead of buying popcorn and hot dogs at concessions, you can get pureed sweet potatoes and cheerios.  Mmmm...that's good eatin'.