Date Night

 I must say, I absolutely love date night.  It may be my most favorite night of the week.  A little coffee, some walking around town, and of course, pizza.  Mommy  claims they do this for them, not for me, but I know the truth.  They just want to show me off to the world.  So why is it that when I raised my voice to make sure everyone in the coffee shop could here me speak, mommy cruelly distracted me with Jingles the elephant.  I had planned to lecture on modern art and maybe cinema as well; I mean isn't that what you do at those artsy smartsy coffee places?  I mean yes I realize everyone else was being quiet, but I assumed they were politely waiting for me to address them.  Mommy says I was mistaken and one more outburst like that and she'll leave me with a babysitter next date night....ha ha that's funny.  Well at least tomorrow is Sunday, when I can go to church and be with my own kind.  Maybe the girls in the nursery will be interested in my views on cubism and the decaying world of art as we know it....