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Hi! I'm MLS and this is my blog. Grown-ups get to do everything cool while expecting us babies to lay around and drool. Babies unite! Join me in a revolution in which babies are heard! We have much to say if anyone bothered to listen. This is my way of getting my thoughts out there and maybe, just maybe, giving insight into the secret thoughts of babies everywhere!

Thursday, July 19, 2012

How to Read Faces


The ability to be able to look at some one's expression and know what they are thinking is an invaluable life skill.  Take for example the above picture.  If some one has their face tilted downward with their eyes looking upward with a cute little grin, they are either being flirtacious, or trying to keep from getting punished, because this look says "I'm a bold kind of guy, but I know I have a better chance of getting melting your heart if I pretend to be adorably shy." 
This one is obvious I believe...the wider eyes and open mouth express quiet shock.  As opposed to saying, "Oh my gosh I can't believe you just did that!", this face simply says, "Really??"
And then there's...Oh wait no no this isn't suppose to be on here!  How embarassing!  (*Mommy!!!  You're in big big big trouble!  Come back here I know you did this!  Fine, fine you can run, but I know where you live!)  Well um...it's not what you think.  I wasn't eating the toilet paper...psh, psh.  You thought I was eating it?  No no no silly I was testing it's softness for mommy and daddy's benefit...really.  Why is my mouth opened in a biting gesture?  Well that's easy.  See babies teeth are soft when they first come in (fact), so I was merely using my soft tooth to make sure it was soft paper....yep...yep...

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