How to Prevent a Diaper Changing

     Lately I've been getting a little tired of all these diaper changes.  When I want my diaper changed, I'll let some one know, until then, I want to be left alone!  So for all of you who share my sentiments, here are some sure-fire ways to prevent, postpone, or make your diaper change extremely difficult.

1. Look extremely adorable.  They'll be so busy looking at your adorable face, they may forget what they were doing.  (Depending on how bad you smell...)
2. Fling your arms and legs rapidly while laughing hysterically.  Once again, this is a mild, cute technique that serves only to distract for a little while.
3. Arch your back, and fling your bottom to the side.  It makes it extremely difficult for them to wipe those horrible cold things on you.  This more aggressive technique will also serve either to irritate, or provoke sympathy in your parental unit.  Either way, it also makes the process much more time consuming.  If you would prefer to provoke smpathy rather than irritate, don't look angry and try to eek out a tear or two.  Make sure to look them in the eye as well....this makes it even more pitiful.

Try all three of these next time some one tries to change your diaper without cause.  Figure out which works best for you.  If you do them properly, it should result in less frequent changes.