Some one explain to me why people keep taking away everything I put in my mouth? I simply have a hunger to explore, a taste for adventure if you will. Now some things I understand not being allowed to put in my mouth, like buttons, or safety pins, or legos. But what about the things I can't possibly swallow? Like mommy's famous blue water bottle, or keys, or puppy dog tails? Whatever....grown-ups are weird. It's ok to throw a shoe at your computer when you're mad at it, but apparently it is NOT ok to gently lick the keyboard. But even when I try to put food in my mouth, some one stops me! Hello...it's food. I even have a tooth now. A WHOLE ENTIRE
TOOTH. I can gum-gnaw anything you put in front of me to shreds. Not that I would of course, because "my digestion is still too delicate for solid foods." All I'm really doing is smelling things...that's right...babies are like snakes; we smell with our tongues. Honestly, that's all I'm doing...I would never dream of actually swallowing that delectable looking toasted apple-wood smoked turkey sandwich, and as for that chicken quesadilla, child please. None of that melty, creamy, just-the-right-amount-of-spice cheese covered with fresh, tender chicken between two soft, warm tortillas for me. No thankyou....
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