Inquirer: "What's that smell?"
Parent: "Oh no it must be the baby...he's had gas all day."
Yeah right.
Inquirer: "Want to walk another mile?"
Parent: "No I think the baby is getting overheated."
Parent: "I didn't get any sleep last night."
People just assume that's due to the baby without even asking. Nevermind the fact said adult was more likely up all night watching netflix.
Inquirer: "I'd love to come visit! When's a good time?"
Parent: "Oh well the baby has been fussy today, I think he needs to rest."
Person on the phone: "Talk, talk talk, ya-da ya-da ya-da, blah blah blah."
Parent: "I hate to interrupt, but I have to let you go...gotta' feed the baby."
See what I mean? Grown-ups can blame anything on us! It's ridiculous! I think I'll do the same to them when I'm older...
Girl that I can't stand: "Hey you want to go out Friday night?"
Me: "Oh sorry, but my parents said no."
Teacher: "Have you signed up to help pick up litter in the park Saturday?"
Me: "No, I need to spend some quality time with my parents."
Friend's Mom who can't cook: "Sweetie, you haven't touched your food."
Me: "Oh well my parents said not to eat anything I'm unfamiliar with."
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