Bundle Who?

 I am continually amazed by all the things people are allowed to put babies in, be it clothing, a toy, a stroller accessory, etc. that would never be acceptable for a grown-up. 
                                                            Exhibit A: The Bundle Me

Mommy aquired this cocooning smother-bag at a recent MOPS meeting (not this particular one...I don't have a picture of mine with me inside because I wouldn't let mommy take one...too humiliating).  *Sidenote: To whatever mother brought this item to give away....you'll pay for this!  I'm going to track you down next week, charm you with my smile, and just when you take hold of me, I'll projectile spit up on that fancy blouse you wore thinking it was safe since your own kid would be off in MOPPETS.  Muah-ha-ha-ha!
     For those of you not familiar with the Bundle Me, it is basically a sleeping bag that attaches into your stroller or car seat.  You fasten all the seat belts as normal, and then zip the thing up with baby inside.  I mean you leave their head out of course (although I have seen babies completely encased inside, and that just bothers me).  But still!  How humiliating is that!  I'm forced to stroll around town zipped inside this thing, only my head "peeking" out as passers-by comment, and be subjected to patronizing stares from old and young alike, because it's just "so adorable".  Even the name of the thing makes me feel smothered...."Bundle Me."  No!  Bundle yourself.  I'll bundle you in the face buster!  You can take your Bundle Me and stuff it!  No, no not with me.  Noooooooooo!