"Paging Dr. MLS. Dr. MLS please report to surgery." Well I've done it...I've finished medical school. At least I assume I'm done - they already gave me the outfit. Daddy is quite jealous...I told him not to feel bad just because his almost 8 month old was able to fly through med school in 7 months. They usually do force you to stay in for 4 years, but once they met me and were completely confounded by my knowledge of medicine, they just passed me on through. Now to residency. Looks like I'm doing ER since that's the outfit they gave me. I'm ok with that. That way I can work out a "7 on 7 off'" type deal so that I can still pursue my other interests....such as blogging, being a rock star, writing a New York Times best seller, and learning to crawl. Hmmm...that's a small hiccup....a doctor that can't get around without his mommy. I've got it! I'll just take the walker to work every day and use it. Problem solved! In fact, why even waste time and energy learning to walk when I can just use my walker? I mean it has a seat to relax when I'm with a stressful patient, and best of all, built in toys! All the other docs are so going to be jealous.....
"Paging Dr. MLS. Dr. MLS please report to surgery." Well I've done it...I've finished medical school. At least I assume I'm done - they already gave me the outfit. Daddy is quite jealous...I told him not to feel bad just because his almost 8 month old was able to fly through med school in 7 months. They usually do force you to stay in for 4 years, but once they met me and were completely confounded by my knowledge of medicine, they just passed me on through. Now to residency. Looks like I'm doing ER since that's the outfit they gave me. I'm ok with that. That way I can work out a "7 on 7 off'" type deal so that I can still pursue my other interests....such as blogging, being a rock star, writing a New York Times best seller, and learning to crawl. Hmmm...that's a small hiccup....a doctor that can't get around without his mommy. I've got it! I'll just take the walker to work every day and use it. Problem solved! In fact, why even waste time and energy learning to walk when I can just use my walker? I mean it has a seat to relax when I'm with a stressful patient, and best of all, built in toys! All the other docs are so going to be jealous.....
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