Who Am I?

 So I'm trying out a few different looks....what do ya' think?  Winnie-the-MLS?  MLS Pumpkinhead?  No I'm not practicing for Halloween; I just feel that it's important for people to get outside of themselves once in a while....to be some one other than themselves.  No no I'm not talking about going Schizo or split-personality or something.  I just mean that every now and then, one grows tired of being the person everyone expects you to be.  When in disguise, you can do all kinds of things that no one will think is weird, because no one knows it's you. 
      For example, as MLS Pumpkinhead, I can sit on the front porch and make creepy jack-o-lantern faces and it will be ok.  Or as Winnie-the-MLS, I can down a whole jar of honey and no one will try and stop me!  Which would be awesome because up to now, mommy has not let me have any.  Some nonsense about Botulism....I think she and daddy just want to hog it all to themselves.  Parents can be tricksy like that....like when they try and feed you spinach and tell you how great it is, all the while holding the spoon as far away from themselves as possible and trying not to gag.  Ok, cause that's not obvious....