Left Behind

Mommy went to Fellows today....and she just left me at home with daddy.  Without so much of a "Oh, by the way buddy you aren't going to be in Fellows with me this semester."  I can't believe it...I'm just so hurt.  I mean without me, who's going to explain spiritual disciplines?  And who's going to come up with funny comments at just the right moment?  And who's going to keep everyone on track when conversation starts to wander?  And most importantly, who is going to provide an adorable face for all the girls to smile at?  I just don't get it...was I too dazzlingly clever?  Did I intimidate them with my witty banter and knowledge of exgetical principles?  Was I too harsh when I contradicted people?  I must have been since mommy or daddy one always took me out when I raised my voice in protest.  That's it then - I just wasn't considerate enough.  I should have known my towering intellect was overwhelming everyone and taken it down a notch.  Oh well, such is life.  Some people (cough, mommy, cough) just can't handle being shown up by an infant....