The above picture shows one of the only acceptable ways to wear matching clothes (with your parental unit). Socks are fine....even shoes because most likely no one will notice. Heck, if your mommy or daddy wants to wear a matching diaper, fine (although this may be revealing of a deeper psychological issue...perhaps a sense of loss caused by growing up and an inability to cope with adult responsibilities. If so, I would have a serious discussion with said parent). But never, under any circumstances, wear matching outfits. When you are older and have siblings, you will be forced to match them, but matching with your brother or sister is one thing...you parents....well....
Should they attempt to put you in anything that resembles what they are wearing, hold your arms in such a way that makes it impossible for them to get the shirt/onesie on you and scream like a banshee! There are however two very important exceptions to this rule....if mommy or daddy is wearing something really stylish and cool, copy the look on a
different day, not the same day. And, never intentionally make mommy cry. EVER! So if she starts to look teary eyed because you won't wear that sweater vest to match daddy, just give in. Because as we all know, one rule that should never be broken - Don't upset your food-source.
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