Guy Time

   What a day...first I meet a friend of mommy's who is about to have a son.  Thinking of him getting to be inside that nice, cozy stomach reminded me of my days on the inside...oh to be young and carefree in my comfy waterbed again...
  Then I had a buddy come over for some guy time.  Or as mommy so annoyingly calls it, a "play date".  First  of all, we're both dudes...you are not allowed to call two dudes hanging out together a date.  EVER.  Second of all, we did not "play", we merely appeared to be playing so as not to intimidate mommy and her friend with our intellectual discussions.  We discussed our views on the upcoming election, as well as our theories on parent-rearing.  We also had a bubble blowing contest, because men do not spend time together without having some kind of competition.  It's in the handbook.  You don't know about the handbook?  Well, if you don't know about it, I can't tell you anything....