Pop-Up Perturbance

There is something that haunts my dreams....something dark and sinister that I can't forget about.  Everyday I see their seemingly happy, smiling faces.  I can't make them go away!!  They are "The Creatures From the Pop-Up Toy"!  Bom bom bom!!!! (*cue high-pitched hysterical scream)

 Just look at them...their smiling faces masking their devilish delight at my annoyance with them.  You put them down, but there they are again!  They just keep popping back up over and over again.  Don't let their cute expressions fool you; that's how they sucked me in. I know what you're thinking - "Oh MLS they look harmless enough to me."  No!!!  You know something is wrong with some one when you continously slam their face down, but they still come back up wearing the same creepy smile every SINGLE TIME!     
    I just can't stop though....it's an addiction.  I must rid the world of these varmits!  Don't worry everyone, MLS is on  the job!